Guns and Things

Dante, my mentor/boss/uncle, knows what's been going on and he's given me the ok to funnel you guys guns like the CIA... who, as it turns out, are very loyal customers, who knew, right?

Well, the Russians didn't really like all of Dante's new policies, and they really don't like me, so yeah, that's been causing some problems but where there's a demand, there's a market. I can't give you a full shipping manifest or anything because... well... that would be stupid. But I will update this page every time we get our hands on something new.

By the way, everything is free of charge, Terrance, happy birthday:D, try not to go overboard.

Weapons:

- Stechkin APS selective-fire machine pistol (with silencer and optional stock)

- Dracula Md. 1998 (same as the Stechkin minus the stock and plus a rail under the muzzle that holds an additional mag... also it's named after Dracula... God bless Romania)

- AK-47 (Should not really require explanation)

- RPG-7 (Soviet rocket launcher, again no further details required)

- Dragunov Sniper Rifle (Soviet sniper rifle)

- APS Underwater Rifle (You read correctly, underwater rifle, look it up, seriously, I feel a bad Soviet Russia joke coming on, shoots really long bullets)

- SPP-1 Underwater Pistol (Four shots, then you reload, same ammo as the APS, close range.)

Special Note: Neither of our underwater guns are as good as the ASM-DT Amphibious Rifle but I'm not sure we can get one of those.

- Tokarev TT-33 (Simple, Russian, WWII pistol)

- Beretta 92 (and all of its variants)

Bladed Weapons:

- Ballistic knife (It's a knife that's blade can be shot at a target)

- NRS-2 (Survival knife with a built-in 1 shot shooting mechanism)

- Katana (I thought it would be fun to pick up a few of these)

- Rauh's Sword Revolver (We actually had to build this one from some blueprints we found online, in the end it's neither the world's best sword or best gun but it still seems efficient to say the least) 

- Sierra Madre Knife Pistol (Like most pistol-blades it's kind of ridiculous and only fires one shot but hey, nothing screams 'Murica quite like a big, breach-loading, bowie knife/gun with an eagle carved into the handle)

- Bowie knife (It's big, it's sharp, nuf' said)

- Trident Sword (It was hard for me to believe that this was a thing but, hey we have one, a trident with a short sword hidden in it)

- Throwing Knives (Knives that you throw)

- Hatchet (It's a hatchet)

- Poleaxe (A very long stick with some very sharp bits at the end)

Vehicles:

- Minsk motorcycle (Cheap, reliable, old, Russian bikes)

- ATV (all terrain vehicle)

We can't really give away cars but if you contact us, we can probably arrange covert transport for any of you who needs it.

Nothing about blades, huh? Feel the love, Mike, feel the love.

I'm trying, they're harder to find than you'd think. Apparently being legal actually makes some things harder to smuggle across borders.

Found some

Hehe I'll have to get back to you with that order but actually I could use a large collection of swords, spears, axes, or anything long with a point on the end.  I have an idea.

I can't seem to get over the overflow of testosterone in this conversation

Then leave no one's forcing you to stay.  It's quite simple really you just walk away, oh wait that's right I forgot you're not very good at that whole leaving when you should thing are you?

Bet you can't guess which finger I'm thinking of -_-

I may not have mind magic but you're so predictable im sure i can

Predictable, right. I'd like a one page paper giving three good reasons how I'm predictable.
Oh yea, don't forget, MLA format.

oh looks like you have time to write papers? haha yea sorry sweetheart but i actually do work here so i dont have time for your little games

Ah yea, games. that's what it is. What did you call your exercise with Morris? Dodgeball? Oh by the way, congratulations on getting him as a mentor. I'm sure you two will be very happy together

...touché he's a great teacher although....well....dangerous...

Papers?!! Dogeball!!!! Where are you all training the Ritz?!??!

haha, I almost want to say no fighting in the war room or something like that, it's good to finally hear from Terrance though.